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Three Wise Men Not One Brought Diapers Tee | Funny Parent Christmas Shirt

Three Wise Men Not One Brought Diapers Tee | Funny Parent Christmas Shirt

$29.99 USD
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THREE WISE MEN — and not one brought diapers (Matthew 2:11). Gold, frankincense, and myrrh, but nobody thought about the practical stuff. For parents who have lived this exact moment.

A funny parent Christmas shirt and a great Christmas gift for moms and dads who laugh through the chaos. Cream vintage-style back print on a dark garment.

Bella+Canvas 3001 premium unisex tee featuring oversized vintage-inspired back artwork. Soft retail fit with a distressed, screen-print-inspired finish designed specifically for dark garments.

Order early to guarantee Christmas delivery.

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Full-color UV printing arrives with our new press at the end of September 2026.

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